A lovely couple has been married for many years. The husband and wife are both sleepwalkers.
One night, the man walks in his sleep to the sitting room. He is startled to meet his wife seated on his favorite seat.
He shouts at her “You witch. Why are you seated on my favorite seat? You have made my life miserable since you connived your way into my life. I never really wanted to marry you. Your food is awful. Waking up next to you every morning is nauseating.”
“You have sapped the joy out of my life. I wish you were dead so that I can marry another woman. A graceful woman full of youth.”
Then the woman, also in her sleep-state yelled back.
“You scumbag. I hate you with all my heart. You robbed me of my youth. You made many promises to me but have fulfilled none.” You are a lying selfish brat.
“You make me sick to my stomach. Your sex is awful and I have to pretend that I enjoy it to massage your fragile ego. If it wasn’t for the kids and society. I would have left you long time ago. I wish I was married to your friend. He is more charming and virile.”
Then they both walk back to bed.
In the morning when they wake up.
The man looks at his wife smiling. “Good morning sweetheart”
The woman smiles back and responds “Good morning, dear”.
Life is life
Fabio